As gods observe their hero day after day, they may start to find that the same monsters, diary entries, or even artifacts become tiresome after a while. So to spice things up, the creators devised a way to vote on new ideas that gods would like their heroes to find in their lives.
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Federer Almighty — 158th-level adventurer, member of the “Warped Quantum” guild, with the motto “☢zzz---[┬╣╜╦╧╟┘╥]---zzz!☢”, stands at the 48th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Hershey Almighty. Rumours are it takes at least one more than this hero to change a lightbulb.
Flidais — 131st-level adventurer, member of the “Crimson Penguins” guild, with the motto “For my God”, stands at the 138th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Virdios. The word on the street is that he is quite the catch. Or so our monster sources claim.
Mega Pixel is wanted for knowing too much. Or maybe it's too little. Either way, the reward is 2000 gold coins.
Caught today: 375 pcs.
A sneaky Cliff Hanger crept into an elder’s home and ate all the cookies. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for 2100 gold coins.
Caught today: 444 pcs.
Fairy Tale is a heroic horde of 23 heads located around the 30th place in the pantheon of Unity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “imperial”. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “save-load” skill.
Rise of Evil is a group of 23 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 90th position in the pantheon of Popularity. Elders call themselves “pseudo”. Despite all the protests, the Acid Trip Advisor is totem of this guild. The secret to their success is a special blend of a dozen herbs and spices.
15% — Blue Feather
13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
12% — Knights who say Ni
9% — Advanced Darkness
6% — Guild Name
4% — The Forsakens Lament
4% — Harvest Moon
4% — Knights of the Coffee Tab...
3% — 7 Deadly Sins
30% — (other guilds)
Azrath Bunny is conducting a quality survey on the golden trowel supply and offers excellent prices for any samples brought to “Hotel Spa Potions”.
Found today: 149 pcs.
Analysts report that one hell pass could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.
Found today: 129 pcs.
• A strange, sticky dew hangs in the air that causes auras to stick onto the skin for longer than usual.
• Due to right-of-way maintenance on the pathways, all roadside traders are closed.
03/31 Soulfulness
03/05 Seasoned Refreshments
01/31 Ad-ventures
12/21 Happy Holidays
10/28 Trick and Treats
16%
• 57 ideas were voted on in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
• Cotzbalam keeps a watchful, bloodshot eye on the Ideabox. Can be identified by his dark circles.
• What has Somnambulara Re Vine been doing? She has been helping in the Ideabox, duh.
19:25 Free Word Association Game
19:23 3 word story.
19:22 Three word story
19:21 CHAIN REACTION
19:20 Fun word game!
• The city of Nothingham, following the example of the glorious city of Godville, plans to open its own arena. Heroes who donate a “Impress Your Deity 101” book for arena construction will receive nothing in return. Gosh, at least these folks are honest.
• Gevaar recently reported that the Sandboxer isn't afraid of the “chakra bending” skill. That was the last news heard from the hero.
• Voting for renaming the “The Found Vikings” guild to “The Found Vikings Plus” is finally complete. Ballot-counting was delayed by the laziness of committee members from the “Celestial Order” guild.
4636 gold coins -0.2%
1096 gold coins +10.1%