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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

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Famous Heroes

A x e l 145th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Will It Blend?”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Filippo. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that he has missed his cue.

Thorzod 131st-level adventurer, member of the “ELITES” guild, with the motto “I know what I'm doing!★E★”, stands at the 162nd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Avamo. Rumours are it takes at least one more than this hero to change a lightbulb.

Wanted

A cheeky Thirteenth Apostate is finding heroines and heroes quite weak lately. Prove it wrong and bring back a trophy for 2600 gold coins.

Caught today: 117 pcs.

Giant Enemy Crab is wanted for being excessively handsome. Exchange proof of death for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 147 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

A controversial choice for Guild Spotlight is Howling Moon with 23 members. They have managed to rise to 9th place in the pantheon of Duelery. Veterans in this guild call themselves “precursor”. Invisible Pink Unicorn declined to comment on its relation with this guild. They promise a free Godville Times subscription to all new members.

X-Men is a heroic horde of 25 heads located around the 84th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “professor”. If this guild were a settlement, then Madchester would be its sister town.

Guild popularity in

13% — Blue Feather

6% — Nautilus

5% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Knights who say Ni

2% — Harvest Moon

2% — Holy Pwnies

1% — The Triumvirate

1% — Discworlds Wanderers

63% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Zkiller is amassing Godville's largest emotional randomizer collection, and willing to pay a premium for yours. Head down to “Thousand Things” today.

Found today: 88 pcs.

Wanted: a cloud sewing kit! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Shiny Splashes” shop.

Found today: 62 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

• Mars in the first house favors all skilled heroes. Today all champions are more likely to put their skills into use.

Godpower Cap

4%

Ideabox News

• 54 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

Dragon Orb has been working so hard enhancing ideas that she deserves an entry dedicated to her.

• Popular consensus is that Lovely Poetess's genius knows no bounds.

Forum News

04:48 Acronym game

04:11 Crossword & KYM Hints

03:04 Count as high as possible!

02:20 Free Word Association Game

02:19 [Game] The Person Above Me

Broken News

• It’s strange, but all the daily news of Godville magically fits into a single page of our newspaper!

• A local Mad Architect has tripled his rates for designing a temple. Disgruntled heroes are now planning to handle construction design on their own.

• A steep decline in morality has been noted in the “Sinfully Southern Socialites” guild. Members are causing great damage to local bars and pubs during their heroic drinking bouts. Who will stop this madness?

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

5859 gold coins -12.1%

1 Godville invite

961 gold coins +2.0%