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Probability
The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.
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Famous Heroes
Shadowcat — 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Ye Gods and Little Fishes”, stands at the 14th position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Mattygroves. Due to legal protections, we're unable to divulge more personal data on her.
AdunFate — 139th-level adventurer, member of the “Gods of Creation” guild, with the motto “I'm drunk!”, stands at the 198th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god ElricFate. He thinks that a Hidden Dragon slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that El Herado has to offer.
Wanted
A suit made from Bad Influencer hide is the latest fashion must-have. Tailors are offering a worthy reward for new material.
Caught today: 419 pcs.
Officials are offering 2600 gold coins for any Supreme Courtier captured dead or alive, but only if definitely not alive.
Caught today: 390 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
A controversial choice for Guild Spotlight is Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings with 30 members. They have managed to rise to 47th place in the pantheon of Unity. The upper echelon call themselves “einherjar”. Threatening to strike for better working conditions and higher pay.
Skeatseria Lodge is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 69th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Rumor says there are about 18 of them. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “biermeister”. The favorite monster of the guild is Critical Drinker. High-ranking members have the same secret tattoo in an undisclosed location.
Guild popularity in
18% — Blue Feather
13% — Knights who say Ni
13% — Harvest Moon
13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
9% — Guild Name
4% — The Forsakens Lament
3% — ☭
3% — Sandwich Club
2% — Monster Hunters
22% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
If you think an invite to Godville is worthless, think again — Hagyma Apo will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Thousand Things”.
Found today: 678 pcs.
Those who trade in a hammer of realignment today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).
Found today: 136 pcs.
Ads
A Sewer Horse is wanted for replacing all the cheap beer in Nothingham with high quality wine.
Reward offered for the capture of a “Godville Times” journalist.
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Daily Forecast
• A bright sparkling Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.
• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.
Game News
03/31 Soulfulness
03/05 Seasoned Refreshments
01/31 Ad-ventures
12/21 Happy Holidays
10/28 Trick and Treats
Godpower Cap
3%
Ideabox News
• 51 ideas were voted on in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
• Plodmorr was spotted crawling out from under a collapsed pile of incoming ideas.
• The Great Random seems to have affected Mieshta. He keeps sending random ideas to us.
Forum News
21:12 100 words for the book countdown, where are you?
19:01 Acronym game
18:07 Free Word Association Game
17:58 Fun word game!
17:57 [Game] The banning game
Broken News
• According to meteorologists from the “Heroes Alliance” guild, the city of Godville will definitely have some sort of weather.
• Local farmers have recently witnessed an amazing thing: an Outsourced Monster has learned to fly. Well, maybe not exactly 'fly', but it was at least gliding.
• Despite the outrageous prices, Beerburgh was voted by heroes 'Best place to get blasted' for the second year in a row.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
12257 gold coins +50.1%
1 Godville invite
974 gold coins -11.1%